What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*looks at food, raises an eyebrow, then shrugs*

... It's best that you don't know.

 

blue is the best!

I know everyone like it!
*continue eating*

 

Everyone: Even better!!

 

thank you!
*kiss alan*

 

Alan: Aww......thanks, hun.
Mom: That's so sweet...
Shinzu: I think i might gag a little....
Dad: Alan, I'm so proud!

 

*knock, knock, knock*

I'll open the door!
Daddy you come!
hee...hee...hee!
dad: I'll do everything for you!

 

Human affection... how disgusting...

 

Dad: Hey look, the handsome man.
Alan: Hello...um.....dad in law.

 

*spaced out look on face*

Shut up, Devil. You are under my control; you aren't allowed to speak unless I allow you too.

 

you should be more nice!
If you have a family!

dad: thanks for the greetings, hey that's man looks evil
me: you mean coo...?
dad: yeah, an evil looks like your dad!
me: i think you two can become a friend!

 

... Yeah that's nice...

*still spaced out*

 

Dad: *jumps out window*
Mom: It's a good thing I made matching sweaters for your girlfriend, here, sweetie....*gives Zam sweater*
Alan: See ya mom and dad...

 

Thank you ma'am I like it so much!

dad: I think should go home too!
me: bye daddy! love you!

 

Alan: So, what should we do now?

 

*oblivious to everything*

These humans disgust me. Why do you continuously associate with these filth?

What does it matter to you? You're not the one calling the shots.

 

Smash: *walks in* hey corriger i made you a-*looks at him* Never mind. *walks out*

 

*snaps out of trance*

Hm? What's that?

 

Dadum dadum dadum.

 

Smash: *walks back in* I made you a pie.* gives to corriger* Hope ya like it.*walks out*

 

make a baby!