What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

No, you just sit there!
because it's my duty!
hey coo you want to eat too?

 

Sure. Thanks.

 

okay, I will make a delicious breakfast

 

Mom: I just came here to......ALAN!!!!!
Alan: MOM?? *hugs

 

*breaks out in evil laughter; black aura radiates from body*

 

Smash: oh hey, mom...Alan, you finally came out....

 

the breakfast is ready

who want to eat?

 

Mom: and who is this young lady?
Alan: Mom, I want you to meet Zamu....Zamu, My ideal mom....

 

*raises hand*

I do.

*continues laughing evilly; laughter begins echoing through the house and a black haze appears*

 

hello, ma'am
are you want to eat breakfast with us?

here you go!

 

Mom: Oh, I'd love that!
Alan: That'd be cool.
Dad: *breaks in window* Did someone say breakfast?
Smash: No thanks....

 

come on let's go eat breakfast together

 

*starts eating; laughter continues and black haze gets thicker*

 

Alan: Brother, you sure you don't want any?
Smash: yeah, I'm sure.....
Mom: Such a nice young lady...

Shinzu: *sits next to Corriger*

 

*starts looking around*

... Since when could Devil speak without taking over my body...?

*shrugs and continues eating; laughter is prevalent*

 

this food is delicious isn't it?

 

Alan: Just like my mom's cooking. Oh my god this is sooooo delicious!!!
Mom: Wow, He's right....This is delicious!
Dad: *stuffs face*

 

*gives two thumbs up*

Yeah. Best thing I've ever had.

*sprouts wings*

What the hell!?

... Oh. It him, isn't it?

 

the ingredient is
roasted rat with chocolate sauce
strawberry
and something from toilet
is that so delicious?

what happen to you?

 

Mom: Did you use the green or blue water?