What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Good night..

WAAAH.. I scared Sayu away ;A;

**cries self to sleep**

 

The bed is wet.. What the hell... SO IS MY PANTS!

*Slaps self*

Whew, that's bette--
OH MY GOD THERE IS A GUY IN MY BED! AND HE'S CRYING! WHAT DID I DO!-- Oh crap.

*runs to destroy liquor cabinet*

 

Dad: Son!!!
Smash: *rubs eyes* hm?
Dad: You're ideal mother is here....



Smash: Mom? Mom!!!!! *hugs*
Mom: Good to see ya.
Smash: *almost crying* I missed you, ya know?
Mom: I know too......*teary eyes*

 

*looks at mushy scene*

... Ew.

*goes back to playing Dead Space*

 

Shinzu: *joins corriger*

 

*walks back in* huh only 1 page? i thought be more...oh btw we all lucky we on page 777 ^^

 

Smash: ?
Mom: Why does the cookie monster have a gun?
Smash: Nothing.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwTh2Pp0KBM

... Dammit. I died.

 

he has a gun cause this is how he truly is.....he will go any lengths for cookies even breaking and entering and holding a gun to your face

 

Shinzu: HA!!!! *looks over* MOM!!!
Mom: Shinzu!!!
Shinzu: *hugs*

 

lol pwned....then again i have never played dead space though i kinda wanna now

 

Mom: Who's this?
Shinzu: That's Corriger. *runs and hugs corriger* Say hello to my mom....

 

*looks at Shinzu's mom*

... Hi.

*continues playing Dead Space*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwTh2Pp0KBM

Dammit, not again!

 

Mom: Well he sure is nice.......
Shinzu: Watch these replay movies, mom! *puts in replay of fight with corriger*
Mom: ...........wow, You sure have grown stronger.....

 

777
JACKPOT!!!

 

Smash: Hey muddy!!

Met my mom?
Mom: so nice to meet you!

 

so nice to meet you too...

 

Mom: .......Oh, Smash..I forgot
Smash: Hm?
Mom: I brought something while I was on vacation in Silent Hill...
Smash: What?
Mom: Yeah, Silent Hill.....*gives Great Knife*
Smash: *jawdrop* HOW DID YOU GET THAT??
Mom: The nice Pyramid Head guy gave it to me. He said He'll give it to me if I didn't walk in on his raping sessions.
Smash: You are so cool!!!!

 

O.O
big knife...

 

Smash: Don't know how Pyramid Head didn't rape her.....
Mom: *knits sweater*
Smash: But she's my mom...