What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*offers Shinzu a dildo
...and shut up.

 

*swings out supremecy blade* as i said b4 no thank you im just simply pointing out

 

Shinzu: *stuffs dildo in rysi0's mouth* You shut up!

*puts back on bra*

 

Hello...

*hits Shinzu across the face with dildo

 

oh btw those who wonder wth i mean by supremecy blade its a weapon from monster hunters: unite
heres a pic

 

Shinzu: *cries*
Shinyu: *snore* huh?

 

lol now that was funny

 

*Looks at Shinzu's chest*
Hmm... They are pretty big...
*Pokes it*
they feel weird...
*Grabs it*
What!?
*Shinzus boob falls off in Sayuris hand*
OMG I BROKE IT!
... Wait... They're fake!

lol owned

 

She's a d00d, I knew it!! D=<

 

*downloads Dissidia

Oh, finally someone more normal. Hello.

 

Shinzu: *eye twitches* NO THEY AREN'T!!! You just pulled it too hard!!!! *shows pictures from past life*

 

XD wow GG

 

Ooh... she's so flat..

 

*looks at pictures*
Shinzu: DAD!!!!
Dad: I sense a disturbance.......

 

600 kb/s
[me=Rysi0]is happy [/me]

 

It's OK, not all girls have small boobs

**points at Sayuri**

 

Shinyu: Wow....And I thought she was big........
Dad: HA!!!!

 

Hiya Rysi0!
And, thanks!

Why isn't there any blood!?
*Gives fake boob back to Shinzu*
And that thing is made of rubber...
It doesn't feel very convincing...

 

*looks at sayuri* no joke...then again all girls who play psp are hot

 

*looks at chest*
Shinzu: DAD!!!!!!
Dad: Ok....this is getting weird.....