What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

your daddy, nice to meet you sir!
daddy: but, daddy more handsome!!!
me: I know that daddy!

 

"lots of painfull screams"

 

Hello, welcome!

 

mel wat are you doing back there....

 

Shinzu: *whips* who told you to talk? Hey daddy!!
Dad: That's my little whipper.

Dad: is this your girlfriend, Alan?
Alan: Yep...

 

I will help you if you want?

hello, daddy!

 

Being tortured by his totally hot catgirl of a sister.

OH GOD!!! PAIN.

 

Dad: Well hello there.....and you must be her father...

 

o.o *runs back to join mel in getting tortured*

 

*runs towards melf and saves him*
your sister is scary...

 

Shinzu: Hey!!! He has a catgirl sister??

 

seems more powerful than mel!

 

Hi Im Melfices Little sister Iludia <3

He wont be coming back anytime soon <3
but he is still alive I think <3
I am not a heartless killer <3

 

Shinzu: We'll see about that!!!! **whips cloud hard**

Shinzu: Hello, I'm smash's sister...

 

Mind if I date you~?

ARGH!

 

you looks like a bounty hunter if you want to know!
scaring people with that's sword!

my sister has gone for 5 minute

 

Shinzu: Grrr.......*whips* Now....next lesson....*pulls down cloud's pants*

 

*hands over supremecy blade's sheath to shinzu* use this he will love it

 

*watches*
hehe

*stops watching*