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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

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  1. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Oh my god, someone stop goatboy, he's only 13...
     
    Rysio, Jun 27, 2010
    #18481
  2. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    Any one wanna know how they castrate goats?
     
    p4tman, Jun 27, 2010
    #18482
  3. K-N

    K-N Member

    I got the real sayuri *flies to the mars with sayuri*
     
    K-N, Jun 27, 2010
    #18483
  4. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    They take scissors, and... heh.
     
    Rysio, Jun 27, 2010
    #18484
  5. light_x_dark

    light_x_dark Well-Known Member

    *raises hand*
     
    light_x_dark, Jun 27, 2010
    #18485
  6. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...

    OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!!!

    I repeat...

    OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!!!
     
    mds64, Jun 27, 2010
    #18486
  7. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Oh no, fugly freak appeared.
     
    Rysio, Jun 27, 2010
    #18487
  8. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *wakes up*
    -NO JESUS! DON'T TOUCH ME THER-
    ...
    H-Hello everyone...
    Heaven is a little more scary than I would have thought...
    ...
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jun 27, 2010
    #18488
  9. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    Really? I saw this really weird way on Odd Jobs.

    They put a rubber band around them really tight to stop the circulation, then they just bite them off.
     
    p4tman, Jun 27, 2010
    #18489
  10. Keinozamora

    Keinozamora Member

    *Scratching butt for no reason*
     
    Keinozamora, Jun 27, 2010
    #18490
  11. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Groovy
     
    Rysio, Jun 27, 2010
    #18491
  12. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...Poor sayuri...


    Was it the one I just had?


    I was a kid on Santa's knee when he patted my head....I woke up screaming :(


    MY HEAD HURTS NOW!
     
    mds64, Jun 27, 2010
    #18492
  13. K-N

    K-N Member

    dont!
     
    K-N, Jun 27, 2010
    #18493
  14. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    To late......
     
    p4tman, Jun 27, 2010
    #18494
  15. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    OH DEAR GOD NO
     
    Stanley Richards, Jun 27, 2010
    #18495
  16. light_x_dark

    light_x_dark Well-Known Member

    Ah. Now I know.

    Thanks.

    Wait. Are you the clone or the real Sayuri?
     
    light_x_dark, Jun 27, 2010
    #18496
  17. Keinozamora

    Keinozamora Member

    .....

    ill just stand here quietly....
     
    Keinozamora, Jun 27, 2010
    #18497
  18. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    GET HIM
     
    Rysio, Jun 27, 2010
    #18498
  19. K-N

    K-N Member

    dont worry no one sexually raped you except for that one.
     
    K-N, Jun 27, 2010
    #18499
  20. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    No prob.
    Just common knowledge lying around in my brain I felt like sharing.

    I got the rubber band, who's doing the biting?
     
    p4tman, Jun 27, 2010
    #18500
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