What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1nw59MpTjQ&feature=related

 

errr...

 

Hmm...
Now that I'm here I suddenly remembered that I don't eat chocolate... o-o

 

Shinzu: Aww....
Shinyu: Oh, That's okay.....
Shinyu: *smiles*

 

Sucks for you.

*touches chocolate lava, hand starts burning*

WHAT THE F***?!?! I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH IT, LET ALONE EAT IT!!!!!!

 

Shinyu and Shinzu: OM NOM OM NOM
Shinzu: Eating scolding hot chocolate with your hands is so awesome!!
Shinyu: *nods*

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oytt1Z5N_I&feature=related

 

*Builds a raft and goes sailing in the chocolate*

 

Shinzu: At least she's having fun

 

*drooling*how can I EAT THIS THING ITS TOO HOT!!!

 

What... what are you, lava creatures??

... Ah, screw this. I'm going back to play Tekken Tag.

*flies back to house, rubbing scorched hand*

This is why I hate volcanoes...

 

Oh no! My raft is sinking!
HELP ME! O.O

 

Shinzu: *grabs raft*
Shinyu: Grab my hand!!!

 

*still watching and drooling*uhh...

hey that raft must be burned right now because of the hot lava choco!
!

 

*flies back to volcano*

How about we do this instead?

*grabs Sayuri's shirt and drops her on a rock in the middle of the chocolate lava river*

 

Shinzu: ._.

 

=3

 

H-hey!
You tore my shirt!
*Tries to hold the shirt in place*
And now I'm stranded...

 

I'll eat this chocolate cake instead of that lava...

 

*tackles corprlfish to the ground, giving him a bear hug*

... Wait... what am I doing?

*releases corprlfish*

Little does he know, the cake is filled with the Devil Gene, which will corrupt his mind, body and soul...