What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Can I make the 700th page?

 

... Maybe.

 

darn you internet memes

the cake will explode, ya know...

 

I guess you do have the balls......
*looks at Shinyu*
Shinyu: I need my power back.....
Shinzu: oh, I forgot.....*transfers power back*
*long silence*

 

Meh.
*eats cake*

 

*slams fist into coffee table, shattering it into pieces*

WHY THE F*** AM I READING THE SAME DAMN NEWSPAPER OVER AND OVER AGAIN!?

 

*startled Shinzu*
..............

 

Go.

 

Good news everybody! I've invented a device that makes you read this in my voice!

 

I can has cookie?

 

let me help you with that...
*pushes yutz near corriger*
3...2...1...

 

What's this countdown all aboot?

 

*takes Shinyu out the room*

 

Page 700.

 

this turned into the spam thread

 

It has always been.

 

*grabs Yutz's head and throws him into the bathroom*

Now that that has been taken care of, someone get me a newspaper that isn't seven months old...

Yeah, hopefully this will go back on topic soon...

 

*dives*
*huge explosion coming from the cake engulfs room, destroying the newspaper*
question...answered...

 

How do we get it back on topic-

Hey, what the hell are you doing in my bed, get the hell out of here!

 

(on-topic post)

... Giggity giggity- OH GAWD, YOU'RE A MAN!!!1

(off-topic post)

... Yeah, but now all that's left to read is that... abomination...

*points to Twilight book*