What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Oh.
Ok.

 

"gets up behind the sofe"

did I collapse again?

 

*looks up*
ehh.. Not much action here
*goes back to sleep*

 

Like I said, I'm not going to do anything.

*continues reading, then realizes that the newspaper has been read seven times already*

You poured holy water on a devil. Did you really believe there wouldn't be repercussions?

*picks up a random book and starts reading; eyes begin to burn*

OH GOD TWILIGHT!!!!

*rips book apart*

 

anybody want to drink that Oni Sake......
I quit that stuff

 

*raises hand, eyes still smoldering*

 

Yes please!
*Downs two jugs of it*
Cough... It's stronger than I expected
o.<

 

make your eyes normal
and drink away

 

*takes bottle and pours on eyes, then downs the rest*

Thank goodness. I'm not gonna go blind.

*sits on sofa and accidentally knocks a lamp over with tail*

 

*Downs another jug and staggers up to Melfice*
You....
Yoooouuu're FUNNY LOOKIN'!
*Giggles and falls over*

 

You still have that exiler, right Melfice?

 

helps Sayuri up
you okay beautiful

 

*Throws a book at Corriger but completely misses*
Your FACE has the Elixemer!
*Giggles*

I'm absolutely SMASHIN!

 

no
and be carefull with that Sake
its not Oni sake for nothing

 

*eyes start glowing brighter, but is unnoticed*

I'll keep that in mind.

*electricity starts to surround body*

 

here you go
"takes out 8 new bottles"
AND DE-FORM BACK TO HUMAN CORRIGER
YOUR GOING CRAZY WITH YOUR POWERS

 

Am I?

*looks at self and sees electricity*

... Whoa.

*de-Triggers*

 

NOW GET SMASHED

 

Don't mind if I do.

*takes another bottle and drains it*

 

IM BACK.