What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*downs entire bottle of rum in a few seconds, then continues reading*

 

*meow*

 

*closes newspaper and set it on the coffee table; eyes are glowing completely red*

 

uhh dude corrier u blazed man?

 

*licks face*
*meow*

 

*Pushes Corriger gently to see if he staggers*

 

*stands next to sayu*
*meow*

 

*Triggers and continues reading newspaper, oblivious to Sayuri's prodding*

 

*pokes sayuri* o.o

 

*shivers*
someone hold me!!!
scary!!!

 

*briefly glances at smash*

... Hm.

*continues reading, chair begins to burn from evil aura*

 

..........*tears in eyes*

 

*throws holy water on corriger* >.>

 

*starts burning*

... Ow.

*eyes flash brighter; sends cookieninja flying with a blast of telekinesis*

 

*tears in eyes*
..........help me.....

 

*looks at smash*

... I'm not going to do anything, you know.

 

Hey!
Don't poke me...

Oblivious eh...?
*Takes out a hammer to hit him with it*

o-o
*Puts hammer down*

 

*gets up and brushs dust* was that really neccesary?

 

..........*looks down*

 

aww was just sayin hi sayuri QQ