What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

WTF? When did you last see a cat eating a face?

 

Actually my cat bites my face alot... it hurts

Gathered that

 

also those tongues on cats >.> enough said

 

Its a man -_-

 

Yep sure they can lick your face off...

 

Anyway, back on topic...

 

yes they can. I've been licked by my cat so many times... mainly my arms... every time it leaves a bald patch of skin...

so? at least my reason for being here isn't because I was slipped a date rape drug by some girl and left here. You wouldn't be alive if it weren't for me... Oh and the only reason I am in the bed is because there's only one bed in the room...
edit:
*scratches Sayuri behind the ears*

 

GET OUT OF MY BED HM

 

Ok bell... -_- oh well Im going back to my place anyways

 

Do you know whats sad stardan, we're still in the hotel but the person who kidnapped and raped me (nitemare) blew up my house and I could only save my bed

 

yeah to bad this isn't your bed but the Hotels... why did they put us all in the same room again?

 

No there are 2 beds here, one huge one and one single bed that fishy and all of the girls are hiding under... the one I saved... mine... and they brought us here so that they could have 'fun' with us... and nitemare blew up my house.

 

.........Wut?

 

they want to have fun with us?! *glares at mirror* you sick bas*****!

 

Nitemare is evil, he threw me in a closet, raped me, blew up my house, wouldn't let me commit suicide, teamed up with airhead, and betrayed me... some friend he is...

 

Well ya know what... Thats so sad Im gonna stay. Heck since I'm the only one with a gun here I'll protect us! ^_^ *stardan feels needed now* Bell needs a hug

 

Stardan if you give me a hug I'm taking my knife back... whether you've used those wishes or not!!!

 

NOOOOOOOO not me... someone else and I used one of the wishes already. Free McDonalds for life!

 

not to be quoting a certain captain... but why is there empty Rum bottles over there... *points* and why is the Rum gone?

As for Guns... *pulls out a shotgun* every farmer/Rancher has one.

 

Who needs guns when you have magic? *Puts on wizard hat*