What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

...

Really? I thought I saw him the other day D=

 

oops my bad, yeah that pretty much sucked, damn shinra.

but the avalanche group would like to come im sure, hehehe

picks up phone again

 

*hides under bed*
Meow!
dammit!

 

well im bored...
its been a while since i saw a massive nosebleed...
*walks toward wardrobe*

 

Meow!!!!
well....now you know....

 

Tifa's too busy running her bar,
Barret's looking for oil,
Marlene & Denzel aren't old enough to drink,
Red XIII is off making babies,
Yuffie is probably stealing something,
Cait Sith is not even human,
and
Vincent isn't exactly "the life of the party"..........Anyone else I've forgotten?

 

*comes out of wardrobe wearing a bikini*
now nosebleed everyone!
*maniacal laughter*

 

Meow!!!
oops.

 

Cloud and Aeris?

 

I'M Cloud,

and Aeris is dead.

 

Sephiroth ran away didn't he?
meow!

 

*puts on normal clothes*
weird, no nosebleed.
well i gotta go,
bye!
*goes to sleep*

 

Nah. He's also "technically" dead. Since we beat the crap out of him in FFVII.

G'night.

 

Oh right lol

 

*Lies in bed*
I'm bored...
*scratches slap with claws*

 

Ow, hey >_>

 

oops sorry, cat urge.

 

Hmm.....

*throws catnip at both slap and smash*

 

must resist......................................................*runs at catnip*

 

YOU HAVE AN AMAZINGLY SMALL PENIS. BUT I GUESS THAT'S OK SINCE WE MANATEES ARE HUGE DOWN THERE.