What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

light_x_dark where are you?

I just want to marry with you!

Pleas....eeee some.....body hel......p me I c....an't con.....trol my fema.....le insti.....nct!

 

NYEEEEEEEEK!!!

Guard Skill: DISTORTION

 

[me=~Fuyuhotaru~]pokes melf[/me]

i've got a feeling zam is from the same place as me

 

*facepalm*

THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU DODGE MY POWDER!!?

If you're from Indonesia, yes. I looked at his profile.

 

Oh dear..

Shall I turn you into a male then?

Indonesia?

 

*still takes 2% damage*

*cries*

 

O.O

 

**Wakes up early**

**Dizzy**

 

"looks at the non existing wall"

 

SLAP HELP ME!!!

THERES A TRANSVESTITE MANIAC WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME!! DO SOMETHING. Please.

 

AND GOT A BABY

 

NYWAAAAA... UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

I'm turning her back into a guy!

**Thrusts out hand with charm in his hand**

..Oh wait, damn, that's not it! Crap, I got her infatuated with me instead D=<

 

No I don't want it

OMMMMMMEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSS

*Zamrullah readies Omega Orbs*

*slapmeorelse damaged by 99999999999999999999999999999999 and make earth halfed (You are crazy!)*

light_x_dark marry with me or you become looks like that!

 

I'd rather "looks like that".

 

*still crying*

Melf... YOU BIG MEANIE!!!!!!!!

 

Xp
never looked at his proflie
indonesia is near but far
well i guessed he is from my country because my classmates do the same grammar mistakes

 

STOP CRYING KITTY!
"MELFICE CAST SILENCE SPELL"
finally
"melfice cast Curaraga on Ero"

 

*slaps Melf*

 

Please.. Someone has a Phoenix Down??

..Ah crap

*Drops dead*