What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*looks at tipped over bed*

Thank God she was sleeping...

*fixes bed and puts Sayuri back in*

*climbs under again*

 

That's some fetish you're having.

Oh well. I will now attempt to loudly fire my gunblade right next to Sayuri, over and over again.

*readies gunblade*

 

*shoots Light's knee-caps from under bed*

 

*bullets bounce off knee-caps*

..........I don't know how the hell that happened.

Anyway.

*readies gunblade.....again*

 

*puts earplugs in Sayuri's ears*

Guard Skill: HOWLING

 

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I PUT THESE EARPLUGS ON BECAUSE OF THIS GUNBLADE'S MASSIVE BANG. IF IT'S IMPORTANT, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

*fires gunblade*

 

*gets up a few minutes later*

How the hell is the bed still intact?... Is Sayuri okay?...

 

*Wakes up to see Light firing the gunblade near her head*
BWOASHI-
*Draws pistol and shoots Light in the shoulder and dives out of the bed*

 

*accidently looks up Sayuri's skirt*

No... pants...

*dies of epic nosebleed*

 

OH GOD MY SHOULDER!!

NOW I CAN'T HOLD MY SWORDS ANYMORE. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SAYURI?

 

*dead*

 

hello ERO!

bye ERO!

 

WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO SHOOT ME IN THE FACE WITH THAT THING?!

Don't look up there!
:-[

 

*gets up*

Sayuri... why are you wearing no pants?

Did I lose all the blood in my body in one second there?

 

ERO your live again!

 

Yes... but I sense impending doom...

 

Because I was sleeping untill 20 seconds ago!!
And the more important question is why were you looking up my skirt?!

 

WHAT? I'M STILL WEARING THE EARPLUGS.

LET ME TAKE THEM OFF.

*takes off earplugs*

Now, what were you saying?

 

It was an accident, I swear!

 

maybe you got dizzy...
here take some aspirin!

porn guy I take back my aspirin