What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

... A guy with a god complex in my bed.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE???

Ah, if only you were a chick...

 

That's right. You slept with a woman who's at least a century or two old.

I love being a cougar.

- - -

Corgi again?

 

Peachy again?

... Well, there's no way I'm gonna complain.

 

A two century old witch? 0_0

Well, I'll take that over a 700-year-old Sage Fox who barely looks like a teen and has small boobs...

**Corriger should know what I'm talking about...

...no he doesn't but he's seen a pic of her before**

 

=3

 

Shoot, my lady has a pretty nice body and a good set of knockers for an old woman.

- - - -

... I like your kitten. A lot. Stay a while.

 

LOL IM A MANATEE. LOVE ME AGAIN.

 

I was playing S.A.S 2 Insane asylum =3

 

hehehehe it over get out of my bed wait never mind it your

 

GET OUTTA MAH BED BOY.
*Pushes out of Bed*

 

I can stay right?

 

Honey I'm ho--

WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE!!?

 

steal his hair gel

 

*Steals Hair Gel*
I'll need that for making Liquid Bombs thank you very much!

 

Steal as much as you want, I've got an infinite supply!

*takes out more hair gel*

See?

 

steal some more anti gravity hair gel

 

*takes out more*

We could go on for hours. I have time.

 

Huh. Turns out it's not Hair Gel. It's "Hair Concrete". My God, what does Cloud do to himself?

 

......It's better if you don't know.

 

so tired....