What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Same way all the rest of us got here...
Kidnapped by Gandalf the whorey old wizard...

 

oh my god. we gotta get out of here.

 

*stares at others*

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Heh heh...

Ian McKellen...

 

oh my god a wild kazuya. Why didn't you tell me this, sayu?

 

Oh Jesus!
Ok, look it in the eyes and talk in soft tones.
Try not to startle it.
If that fails, play dead... o.o

 

okay......*soft talk* hello corriger. my name is smashbrosmk, but you can call me smashy.

 

*continues staring*

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Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

 

*punches in the face*
what? you said to hit you.

 

Eek!
*Pretends to be dead*
x.x

 

*continues staring with a broken, bloody nose*

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*joins party*

 

sayu? sayu? hello? you okay?

 

x.x

 

*stares into Sayuri's soul*

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Rape face activated.

 

uh oh.
*picks up sayu and runs off bed*

 

*stares after them*

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Denial has made you weak.

 

*Suddenly wakes up in Smash's arms *
Whu-What?
Smash? Why are you...?
What happened?

 

*puts down sayu*
what?
*punches corriger*

 

*continues staring, even though nose is pummeled beyond recognition*

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*starts staring into soul*

 

*moves back*
what the?
*kicks bed*
stop damn you!

 

*uses Split Axe Kick on bed*

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*smiles*