What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Oh right.
...
*Feels kinda sheepish*

 

*sits on sofa*

Now then... what's on the TV?

*picks up remote and accidentally crushes it in hand*

... Crap...

 

*wipes off sweat*
thanks anyway sayuri

 

Oh great, now we have to use the buttons on the TV...
*Walks up and bends in front of the TV to turn it on*

 

*nose bleeds a little ectoplasm*

Sayuri... would you mind not doing that?

 

*nosebleeds*

*pulls out universal remote from pocket*
hey sayuri use this...

 

Doing what?

Oh, thanks

 

Ehm... nothing...

*scratches nose; Reaver randomly activates and slashes face off*

.... ow...

*goes limp*

 

i wonder whats on...

 

*body dissolves into nothing*

*speaks telepathically to others*

Hey... could you guys get me a corpse or something to inhabit?

 

ok ill go fetch one for you...
*heads outside and witnisses a crash and drags a dead man into inside the house*
will this do?

 

*telepathically*

Yeah, that'll do.

*possesses corpse and stands up*

Well, how do I look?

 

bruised, cut and missing a finger.

 

So, overall, better than I usually look?

You know, compared to my grotesque, skeletal, jawless self?

 

yes, you do.

 

Well, that a shame, because this body is too stiff.

*rips off flesh to reveal original form*

Much better.

*looks at piles of flesh*

... Well, there's a meal for the buzzards.

*walks back into house*

 

*looks at pile of flesh*
eww...

 

*sits back down on sofa*

Soooo.... what now?

 

*turns the TV off*Sweet drams, me.

 

*puts on metaphorical srs face*

What 'chu talkin' 'bout, FKW?