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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    If that doesn't work... this is the one time I'm allowing you to shoot me in the face...

    *body starts fading faster*
     
  2. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    *collects all of the ectoplasm*
    this outta help me out later...
     
  3. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *Walks back through the door covered in blood splatters holding two smoking pistols*
    I killed half the cast as well. Just to make sure.
    Now I'm gonna get a shower...
     
  4. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    If you are going to use that for entering my sanctuary, I shall personally introduce you to the Spectral Plane...
     
  5. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Are you feeling better now that the entire staff and half the cast of Twilight are dead?
     
  6. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    The movie itself still exists...

    But I've managed to sit through the worst (i hope) parts of the movie... so...

    *stands up*

    All I need now are a few souls to reform my corporeal self.
     
  7. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *Pulls out a strange canister from her pocket*
    I collected all of the souls from who I killed just in case.
    *Tosses the canister to Corriger*
    Enjoy.
     
  8. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    its not for that...
     
  9. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    What's it for then?
     
  10. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *devours canister of souls in one swallow, and material form repairs itself; Reavar glows to former glory*

    Now, I gotta clean the sheets... Damn that Twilight movie to an eternal Hell...
     
  11. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    uh, paranormal repellant and stuff...
    i already took the sheets and extracted the ectoplasm
     
  12. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    Oh... thanks. Now...

    *Reaver glows bright red*

    What do you intend to do with that "paranormal repellent" you plan on creating?
     
  13. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    * Suspicious *
     
  14. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    im not a ghostbuster or anything.
    *shifty eyes*
     
  15. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    I'm glad I'm not a mere ghost...

    And you still haven't answered my previous question...

    *slowly advances on muddy*
     
  16. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *Grabs popcorn and sits on the bed to watch*
     
  17. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    ok, ok ill spill it...
    i was actually going to use the powder to avoid your soul reaving and help others.
    *braces self*
     
  18. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    The "help others" thing I can deal with.

    However, my entire existence in this plane depends on my consuming of souls. I simply cannot stop reaving.

    Just hope you will not be around me when my hunger becomes too... ravenous.
     
  19. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *Casts a shield spell in between Muddy and Corriger*
     
  20. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    ... no need. I shall not devour his/her soul...

    *dispels Reaver*

    I have had my fill for today.