What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

I would wake up and WOULD shoot you in the face.

What in the... GET OFF MY... uh... BED!!!

*Gunfire*

 

... Why am I sleeping with a mushroom? I'm not THAT addicted...

 

heh, heh...
*scratches head*

*hides*

 

*vomits ectoplasm*

... Sorry, my brother is watching Twilight...

*vomits again*

God, I can't take this...

 

:

EW!
*Jumps out of the bed as if she was thrown*
What the hell?!
Ewewewewew

 

Twilight...

*vomits once more*

 

>.<
You will be cleaning the sheets, I trust?

 

Yeah, yeah... I'll clean it as soon as...

Oh god...

*vomits again, then collapses*

 

*comes out of hiding*
is that ectoplasm?
*gets a sample*
it is ectoplasm!
*gets the sheets and heads into the safe*

 

*Backs away into the wall*
It smells.... So... Bad.....

 

*wealkly crawls to the bathroom*

neeed... medicine...

*slowly beings to dissolve*

damn that twilight movie...

 

*walks out of safe*
hey look at this!
*shows ring to sayuri in secrecy*
this is a teleporter ring that can take you in or out of the spectral plane.

 

*physical illness is forgotten*

What?

*gets up and snatches ring away*

I will be damned before I leave this in YOUR possession!

*crushes ring in hand*

 

:'(
Why did you do that...

 

NO ONE SHALL EVER ENTER MY ONLY SANCTUARY FROM THIS HELLHOLE OF A WORLD!!!

*Soul Reaver materializes, glowing bright red*

 

Whoa! Ok! Calm down!

 

I am pleased that you understand.

*goes back to vomiting guts - well, what's left - out*

God damn that Twilight movie...

*body begins dissolving*

 

Erm...
Is there anything I could do to help or should I just get the hoover...?

 

why dont you kill the producers?

 

Good plan.
Be right back!
*Runs out of the front door*