What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

its not a dream its a sim

 

Shh, we don't want him to know :

 

Ahh, that's nice to hear.....

*goes back to sleep*

 

*Accidentally trips over the wire, unplugging the simulation*
...
Oops...

 

*wakes up suddenly* WTF!? This isn't a dream!! I'm on to you, Stanley Richards!!

 

OH SHIET

[me=Stanley Richards]casts sleep on Light[/me]

GO BACK TO SLEEP

 

HA! I'm using a ribbon! That won't work. I'm sorry to say your days as a rogue goat are now over.

*calls police to apprehend rogue goat*

 

[me=hYpNoS]locks the bed room door[/me]

STFU I'M SLEEPING!

 

*muddy appears*
so it was all a simulation, eh...
*police appears*
where is the rogue goat!

 

DAMN

[me=Stanley Richards]dissapears like fog into the air.[/me]

[me=Stanley Richards]reappears far away, where no one will find him, The grand canyon.[/me]

 

*whispers* Oh. sorry....

THE GOAT"S-- *whispers* The goat's over here! At the grand canyon!

*tiptoes quietly to apprehend Stanley*

 

hey i wonder where stanley went...
*looks at tv*
OMG, terrorists are gonna blow up the grand canyon!

 

[me=Stanley Richards]'s ears can hear anything from a mile away[/me]

[me=Stanley Richards]turns around and pushes light off a cliff.[/me]

DAMN, I'M IN MORE TROUBLE OF KILLING SOMEONE.

[me=Stanley Richards]runs as fast as possible.[/me]

 

*still falling* Man, the grand canyon's pretty dee--

SPLAT

R.I.P light_x_dark

 

[me=Stanley Richards]hears the sound[/me]

DAMN, I KILLED SOMEONE, I'M FUCKED

[me=Stanley Richards]takes refuge in someone's bathroom[/me]

 

*telekenisis*

hey stanley you need a good lawer...

 

*comes back as zombie cloud*

Dude, you're hiding in my bathroom. GTFO, I need to take a crap.

 

*telekenisis*

I know, but for now, refuge.

uhm.. thats not me...

 

well i gotta go
bye everyone!
and good luck there stanley...

 

*telekenisis*

Thank you, goodbye.

[me=Stanley Richards]finds a way to escape the cops.[/me]

Perhaps a good disguise.