What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Egh.... I need something to eat...

Anyone have a soul their willing to give me?

 

its because shes a cutie.

will a clone work?

 

I thought clones didn't have souls...

 

Just have a sandwich.
*Passes Corriger a ham sandwich*

 

... What part of "I have no jaw" do you not understand?

 

Yawn...

Ah, goddamnit, I had SUCH a GOOD dream...

Now I'm not the only guy here anymore D+

 

Oh yeah...
Hmmm...
How about soup?

 

if you dont want it, ill take it!
*takes sandwich and eats it*
that was yummy!

 

If it makes you feel any better... I'm essentially a walking skeleton with a few scraps of flesh. My manhood is not one of those scraps.

Water burns me like acid.

 

You are extremelyawkward to feed... -_-

 

Yeah, it sucks being a vampire-wraith-thing sometimes...

But at least I get this.

*materializes Soul Reaver*

 

You can't chew anything, you can't drink anything either...

Surely you'd drop dead by now??

 

hes so picky, just let him starve.

 

God, you can't just get a random person and let me devour their soul???

 

ill be right back then.
*comes back with a hobo*
will this do?

 

ok drags in iku and clown
here you go

 

*stabs hobo, iku and clown with Soul Reaver, blowing them up, and devours souls*

Much better.

 

Don't bring in too many people. You'll make Corriger fat.

 

Wouldn't that be a good thing? I mean.... look at me. I'm a corpse with barely any flesh.

 

[me=~Fuyuhotaru~]uses everlasting cat powder[/me]