What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

A girl has to know how to defend herself.

 

*shifts back to the Material Plane*

Geez, people these days are so cowardly. Can't even stand the sight of someone who doesn't have a lower jaw...

*puts cowl back on, hiding face*

 

*prepares bazooka*

 

Crap, I'm out of ammo!
*Dives under the bed to fetch more*

 

.... That's it. Enough of this nonsense.

*slices bazooka in two with the Soul Reaver*

 

I Love you Sayuri <3

 

Don't we all... *glares at Sayuri, Soul Reaver glowing brighter*

 

"cuts corrigers head off"
stay dead!
and dont be mean to the girls
I must be going bai

 

*body dissolves, and a voice speaks telepathically*

Try as you might, you can not defy my will...

 

*Comes out from under the bed with more ammo*
Where did my rifle go?!

 

*telepathically*

I stepped on it and it broke... Sorry.

 

Damn you!
*Draws two pistols from thigh holsters and aims them at Corriger's head*
What's with that weird form of your anyway?!

 

*telepathically*

...What are you talking about? I'm not even in the Material Plane...

Who are you aiming at???

 

If you're not in the Material Plane, how did you step on my rifle?
You must be somewhere in this room... Are you invisible..?

 

no he shapeshifts almost constantly. you can tell by his avatar.

 

*shifts back to the Material Plane, materializing behind muddy*

Indeed... I am a shapeshifter...

 

*looks behind*
Aaaahh!
*runs into powder safe*
*explosions can be heard from the safe*

 

..... Eh?

*shakes head and cowl comes off, revealing jawless face*

Whoops.

 

*Aims both pistols at Corriger and unloads both rounds into his skull*

 

*muddy comes back all scorched but with a new type of powder*
this new type of powder should calm corriger down its called the de-demon powder.