What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Holy McJebus!
*Collapses*

 

*replaces Weegee with srs rape face*

 

*Lies unconscious on the ground*

 

SAYURI, NOOOO!!
*gets blindfold and puts it on*
this is for making sayuri faint
*punches corriger in the face 9000 times*

 

*slaps muddymaster away and absorbs Sayuri's life essence*

Heh heh heh heh heh... at last... everything is MINE!!!

*Devil Triggers and flies through the ADAMANTIUM roof*



MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

*Lies on the floor motionless*

 

*laughs*
good thing that the thing that he absorbed was a clone, eh sayuri?

and that slap hurt corriger.
*nurses cheek*

 

*Continues lying motionless, oblivious to Muddy's laughter*
*Sayuri's clone malfunctions and explodes*

 

*cries from the heavens*

A WHAT?????

*crashes through the ADAMANTIUM roof and falls on face, de-Triggered and... nude for some reason*

....owww...

 

.....WHAT THE FU¤#?

 

*the explosion hurts muddy, making her lose her memory*
ugh, where am i?
who am i?

 

you are pokemon gym leader whitney

 

*puts on rape face*

 

try it and Ill stab you

 

really?
*laughs maniacally*
MILTANK!
DESTROY THESE FOOLS!!!

 

*rape faces miltank*

 

*The evilness of the rape face caused Sayuri's life force to be forcefully ejected back into Sayuri's body as it was too pure to reside in Corriger's body*
*Sayuri wakes up*
What happened?

Hiya Whitney! Wait, what are you-
*Milktank smashes into Sayuri*
Owww

 

oh MY GOD

 

*its super effective!*
*miltank fainted*
nnnoooo!
here take this:
*hands badge to corriger*

 

*looks at badge*

... The hell is this?