What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*dodges knife and uppercuts the_gam3ster*

Well, looks like you were wrong.

 

wtf did I drink last night O_O

 

hmmmm.....I seem to have forgotten something

 

Your virginity?

 

Enough with the killing!

Ownd

 

...

*puts on rape face*

 

Hey! I was defending you!
*Shoots Corriger in the leg*

 

... I don't even feel the bullets anymore...

And my rape face just triggers whenever attractive women appear, so it's not my fault.

 

........

 

wow...this is a really big bed

 

*puts on srs face*

 

*wakes up*
*looks at corriger*
MY EYES!

 

*Takes a spatula and tries to scrape Corriger's srs face off*

 

*Sits in chair*

Sorry Sayuri

 

*the srs face is scraped off, revealing a srs RAPE face*

 

About what?

O.O
*Continues scraping Corriger's face*

 

eep!
*hides under bed*
i did not see that.

 

>.o
My eyes are burning!

*Scrape scrape scrape*

 

*srs rape face is scraped off to reveal...*

 

DONT LOOK INTO HIS EYES!!!