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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    *raises skirt* >=(
    *hits melfice with a ton of power*
     
  2. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    OUUUCCCCHHHHHH
     
  3. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    Not necessarily in that order.

    *Tekken Force soldiers come in with tuxedo, which is blue*

    Thank you, gentlemen. Andstop staring.

    *soldiers quickly leave*

    Dumb pieces of sh**...

    *puts on tuxedo and sits on sofa*
     
  4. slapmeorelse

    slapmeorelse Well-Known Member

    Watch out, that skirt is expensive!

    ...What a waste..?
     
  5. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    ummm corriger......there was a pink cake on the sofa.....
     
  6. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    how'd you know? i bought alone... stalker!
     
  7. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    .......

    *gets up, Devil Triggers (removing the cake from tuxedo) and blows sofa up; De-Triggers*
     
  8. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    I implied nothing!
    ... Well... Maybe a little

    *hits Melfice and steals her top*
     
  9. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    "hugs Muddy from behind topless"
    say how long is this long-lasting powder going to last?

    "steals Sayuris top"
    I take this then
     
  10. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    so you're using me as clothing?
    it was long-lasting...
     
  11. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    .....

    *Devil Triggers and uses Electric Wind God Fist on melfice, then takes off tuxedo top and puts it around Sayuri and trips her*

    Enough of that extremely arousing nonsense...
     
  12. slapmeorelse

    slapmeorelse Well-Known Member

    I know! I have the exact same skirt right now!
     
  13. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    *steals top*

    now im the only fully dressed girl. hooray for me!
     
  14. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that hurt naughty boy
    "uses hands to cover naked body"
    you blew up my clothes
     
  15. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *looks at muddymaster, an eyebrow raised*

    So I don't even qualify as a girl now, huh?

    ...Wait. Why do I even care?
     
  16. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    "steals muddys top"
    give me that

    "puts the top on"
     
  17. slapmeorelse

    slapmeorelse Well-Known Member

    No! Please!! I'm flat-chested!
     
  18. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    ... Damn, this shirt is tight...

    *unbuttons top two buttons*

    Better.

    *sits down on sofa, which magically reconstructed itself*
     
  19. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    *covers chest with hands embarrased*
    *goes to wardrobe and puts on a new top*
     
  20. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    "steals slaps bottom"

    now I good to go