What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*wakes up*
o hi yutzr, what did you say?

 

[me=Stanley Richards]wakes up[/me]

MuddyMaster, I didn't know you sleep on hay.

 

What the... a goat? ???

 

Who the hell are you?!

 

I am your nightmare....!

 

really?
*looks at hay*
weird i dont remember sleeping here...
wait stanley must've dragged all the way over here, just because i was a girl, hey wait wheres my skirt?
*goes to wardrobe and changes into school girl uniforme*

 

I'm not like that :

 

really then who did it
well i got to go
*goes to sleep*

 

*Hides Skirt under bed*
I haven't seen it at all...

 

[me=Stanley Richards]stuns Yutrzenika and holds him hostage[/me]

GIVE ME THE SKIRT OR YOU DIE

 

*puts on rape face*

 

D:
OK! TAKE IT! I'VE GOT HUNDREDS MORE ANYWAYS!

 

[me=Stanley Richards]takes the skirt and gives it back to Muddy[/me]

[me=Stanley Richards]falcon punches' Corriger[/me]

 

Can I have some?

*sidesteps punch*

 

*wakes up*
why thank you stanley.
and this why i hate being a girl guys like to steal my clothes for no reason, i swear i had more panties up until yesterday

another reason why i hate being a pretty girl: you cant go one day without somebody putting their rape face on.

 

"up until up until"

 

But don't you remember that you gave me your skirts as a gift?

 

really, when and why?

 

Yes, Last time, Horny.

 

It was my birthday! And you we're drunk...