What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Uh... No! Of course not, it was... um... uh...

PORN!!! Yeah, I was watching porn...
I'm gonna die...

 

haaa.....

LIAR
"Melfice watches BBC World News on his laptop"

 

Im so bored......

*heads to game room*
*stops*

Is there even a game room here

 

next to the training sim room

 

Porn? I didn't know they were allowed to air it at this time of the day?

 

*watches with melfice*
RUN SAYURI RUN BEFORE HE GETS YOU!!

 

strange......

 

Er...

*takes out cellphone and calls someone*

Why haven't you stopped all of the news broadcasts yet???

 

Run from who? Corriger?
Pffff!
What can he do?

 

worry not miladies...for I shall keep you safe with my sword skils

hehehehehehheheeehahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaaa
the Yiliaster is far more powerful organisation than you belive

 

*hides behind melfice*
get'im!

 

*heads to game room to play pool*

 

..... Well.... Sh** on a stick...

*whispers to other line*

Send them in.

 

hahahahahahhaaa

 

*Heads into the bedroom to get dressed*

 

A man has been arrested after smashing a kitten which interrupted his gaming.
oh noes
poor kitty

 

*sitting on the sofa with a confused expression*

...Why aren't the Tekken Force here yet...?

*strippers come in en masse*

.... Dammit, Carl...

 

those guys?
look out

 

poor kitty. T^T


*puts on cheerleading outfit*
go melfice! you can do it!

 

*quits pools*

Too much is going on... can't concentrate

*goes to the bedroom*

zzzZZZZzzzz