What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Zlateh?

 

The goat in my avatar.

 

Ah, I see!
So I take it you have a liking to goats! XD

 

I am one.

:

 

Makes sense! XD

 

...

Did we have a gaming night or did you drug me-I don't drink

 

*wakes up*
man i was having a weird dream: i was a girl...
*looks at clothes*
oh, so it was real, but at least im back to being a boy.
*changes out of girl clothes*

 

"sitting on the cealing"
.........
"sips some coffee"

 

gimme some coffee damnit!

 

MY COFFEE MAKE YOUR OWN

 

okay..... I grind the beans with my teeth and boil the water with my rage...

 

And then I add disinfectant and the coffee becomes undrinkable...

 

coffee coffee coffee

"Melfice sips coffee at the cealing"

 

Coffee... I'll sleep when I'm DEAD....

 

Mixes a soup.... and brings along my robotic creation...

I add vegetables
Roboman adds a whole chilli bottle
I add salt
Roboman adds pepper mustard
I add seasoning
Roboman adds two jugs of washing detergent

Taking a sip... Arghhhh! *Flops down and faints* Damn robot...

 

"takes a sip of the soup with really long straw"

I think it needs some more seasoning....

 

*Regains consciousness*

I think so...

*Adds the whole canister of seasoning*

*Takes a sip*

Now that tastes a bit better...

 

hehehee
and some salt too

 

not to mention the pidgeon entrails...

 

I'll have some double espresso with toast. Decaf.