What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Now the question is: Why are you in my bed, and why are you leaving?

 

Oh.. Hello Yutrz...
What happened last night?

 

im leaving because i dont want to have babies.

the last thing i remember was that i was wearing shorts and now i wake up wearing a skirt!?

 

Oops...
I should have changed you back into the clothes you were in before...

 

I came in from the front door, you didn't lock for some reason.

 

but im still a girl, cant you see?

 

I certainly did see! :
I forgot what clothes you were wearing before though...

 

me too...

 

Clothes? Bah, who needs em!

 

im going to sleep
goodbye everyone.

 

Good night, Muddy!

 

Ah, yes G'night Muddy!

 

Ah, yes G'night Muddy!

 

Ah! A goat?!
How drunk was I last night?!

 

THIS DRUNK!
*Outstretches arms as far as they can go*

 

*Looks under the duvet*
... I think you've wet the bed...

 

D: But I haven't had anything to drink at all...
*Lifts Duvet up*
Well at least it appears I'm not the only one...

 

D:
Stanley wet the bed too?!

 

That's you who wet the bed :

 

...
THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?