What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

anyone else notised the gate of hel have been opened?

 

Shh
I'm trying to watch the movie

 

sits in the middle of the sofa

 

Uhh.... no?

I am gonna beat the crap out of Vergil...

 

This movie is veryy...
*Falls asleep*
Zzzzz

 

*see Sayuri sleeping and grins evilly*

Now's my chance... heh heh heh....

 

sshhh its getting to the good part.

*tv explodes*

awesome, i love it when that happens.

 

CORRIGER!
no rape on my sofa....or else....

 

fights off Corriger

I gtg

.....

Goes to bedroom and falls asleep

 

if you rape ill kill

 

....Who said I was going to rape her?

*raids kitchen, purposely making a big and unnecessary mess*

 

*Wakes up*
Whut the ffuu...

What happened to the telly?

*Looks into the kitchen*
What are you doing, Corriger?!
You will tidy that up or die painfully...

 

MY KITCHEN!

"Melfice transforms into a huge monster"

IM GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU WONY CLEAN IT

 

ZzZzZzZz
zZzZzZzZ

*wakes up because of comotion*

*closes door to bedroom*

*goes back to sleep*

ZzZzZzZz
zZzZzZzZ

 

....Uh...

*starts using Jedi mind-trick on all*

This was not my doing... this was all...

*smiles*

...Vergil's fault... he made the mess, not I... you will vent your frustration and rage on Vergil, and not me...

 

Who is vergil.
must kill.
*turns into a drooling mind-controlled zombie*

 

......and that should work?

"looks at muddy"
okay.......it worked

 

ORLY.

 

What are you talking about, we saw you do it!
*Loads rifle*
Better start runnin'

 

you try hurt master: you must DIE!!