What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

and i'm a 19 year old college student.....kidding

i'm a 42 year old cougar with schizophrenic tendencies and preferance of Shota and Yuri.

 

I luvz you


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Why dont you stick that tongue somewhere else

 

This bed is turning into a menagerie!
Luckily I came prepared!
*Swallows sheep pill*

 

..SHEEP PILL!

OH NOES!

 

*wakes up*

what i miss?

 

sheep Sayuri.....

 

oh no, a ninetales!

dont transform into a pokemon!

*pets sayuri*

 

its ME MELFICE!

 

no i mean behind you

*pets sayuri some more*

 

thats my pet

 

Please dont upset it or else it'll transform us into pokemon.

 

heehee

 

why the heehee?

wait, why are you approaching ninetales with a bottle of pepper spray.

dont do it!

 

why not?

its interesting to be a pokemon

heehee

try stop me!

 

ok do it. there is a chance that i can be an ultra strong pokemon.
do it!
but, please be anything but a chansey or a gardevoir. chansey's female only and gardevoir always wears a dress.

 

nay,I dont wanna

 

whew.
my plan actually worked

*wipes off sweat from forehead, and pets sayuri some more*

 

hi skitty

 

aww man, im a pink cat that evolves to something even girlier with a moon stone and keeps chasing its own tail.

*chases tail*

at least im a boy.

i wonder what you and sayuri turned into. *snickers*