What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

I'm alot of things XD

 

oni?lamia?merman?yukina?minotaur?lizardman?were beast like me?gargoule?mimic species?elf?spirit being?imp?demonic species?plant or insect life?

 

PINGAS

 

All of them too XD

Lolwut?

 

none taken

RIGHT YOU 2 STOP PAYING OUT MY COOKING THAT WAS WHEN I WAS LITTLE I'M A PRETTY GOOD COOK NOW!!!

and corprlfish why on earth are you always in my bed

 

Why on earth do you always magic me to your bed? 0.o lolz

 

Coz your pretty cool and I like you better than the rest

 

Thanks XD

 

This is excactly what happens when I wake up:


I see the king. Burger King
The 'wake up with the king' ads are scaring me shitless. Just shows the life of fat US guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_5qoy4oaQ

 

omg....

 

Hey dutch bro. Nothing against the king bro..

 

*shoots you* why are you in my bed?

 

*avoids sperm shot*
Because male prostitutes cost more than the bottle of vodka it took to get you home.

 

*shoots you with gun* dammit this is why i hate alcohol! it changes my personality completely

 

you and me both

 

ROUND TWO
BEGIN

 

NOOOO!!!!!

 

I've thought about it and I've decided, what I would do if it were male is I would take the bed to the dump whilst the guys still in it, but if it were a chick I would just wait until she gets up

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...... could you close the door when you leave please?
*trys to remember furiously how the hell did 2 people squeeze into a single bed...*

 

Wanna make baby?