What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Dunno...
*Walks up to bomb and knocks on it*
...

 

*awakens*

oooooowwwwwwww... why does my head feel like it was split open due to a heavy impact with an indestructible element?

*sees bomb*

BWOASH**!!!!!!

 

Why are you making so much noise?
*Opens a panel on the bomb and begins to defuse it*

 

.... That's the last time I buy a bomb from China...

*puts cold pack on head*

God damn, my head hurts...

 

°°°°Bomb starts ticking.°°°

Girl, you just HAD to apply the 'works-every-time-and-fixes-everything' kick?

 

.... F*** this. The sooner I die, the less stress I'll have to deal with.

*sits down and awaits inevitable death*

 

°°°Attack Ride: Falcon Punch, Uppercut version! Uppercuts the bomb outside the known universe°°°

There, all done.

°°°Attack Ride: Aspirin!°°°

Here, mate.

 

Thanks.

But we still don't know if the roof is bomb-proof...

*Devil Triggers to accelerate healing. Crack in head spews fire.*

 

Hang on...
If this roof is made of indestructible material how did the bomb get through it...?
*Looks over to the corner*
o.o
I think it simply rebounded off of it...
Can I get back to de-fusing it now?

 

How about I do this?

OH CAPTAIN FAAAALCCCOOOWWWNNNN!!

*Captain Falcon does a Falcon Keck through the roof*

.....ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff************************************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!11!!!!1!11!

That was a bad idea...

*goes to repair roof*

At this rate, I'll never finish...

Oh, and Falcon? Get rid of the bomb.

 

*Captain Falcon eats the bomb*
Oh shi-
HE'S GONNA BLOW! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

 

Sayuri, you're always on this thread, eh?

 

Yes. Yes I am.

 

°°°Final Attack Ride: Ka-Ka-Ka-Kabuto! Rider Kicks Cpt. Falcon out the open window.°°°

Look at him go!

 

*Falcon explodes in mid air*
Ew...
*The lawn gets a red paint job*
...

 

Oh sna...I'll do smth about it.
°°°Attack Ride: Lawnmower!°°°
This won't take long.

 

[me=Rysi0]looks how much off topic has this thread gone and leaves[/me]

 

>.<
*Can't watch*

 

ima back

 

This thread has turned into a hangout for weird people. Goodbye.