What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*hides in the corner*

 

ask the cute girls name

 

EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE

 

Sayuri, if you're that scared, you can go to my mansion.

But stay out of the basement. I can't stress that enough.

 

*goes into the basement thinking that it would be safer from the bomb*

 

Basement isn't gonna do much...

... That isn't my basement, is it?

 

I snuck in there once. It was... bad. Ya know- you really should put a big 'STAY OUT' sign on that door.

 

*builds a fort out of old matresses and desks found in the basement*
I'm safe now...

 

*looks at Sayuri's fort*

...Yeah. Completely impregnable.

*continues repairs on roof, which is 79% done*

 

...
This fort is so cold and lonely...
I miss Mishy...

 

Mhm...

*repairs 69% done*

Wait... we made negative progress? What gives?!

 

Yeeah, I'm not really sure that this will help against 'Side Basher'

Negative progress? Riders, what the hell? Fightin' bad guys, savin' the world, but you made NEGATIVE progress rebuilding the roof?
Shame on you!

 

*Climbs out of fort*
D'ya want some help?

 

Nah, we're good. You just go on and enjoy your impregnable fortress.

 

Hmmph
You can patronise me all you like...
*Sayuri continues work on her fort whichis now encased in a home-made titanium alloy*
Now to work on the shield generator...

 

...If you have that, then why am I rebuilding this roof...?

Oh yeah, Armageddon. And hotness must live.

*roof: 87% done*

 

*Sayuri climbs back into the fort and fiddles with the controls*
Ok... I need to connect the nuclear batteries like this...
*Two legs unfold underneath the fort*
Yes! Now it walks! >=3
Nothing can stop me now!

 

*puts on rape face*

You wanna test that theory?

*roof: 90% done*
*3 hours left until bomb test*

'-' Uh... Never mind. That will have to wait.

*frantically works on roof*

 

Why are you so worried? =]
*The fort/mech now has a single arm that fires highly intense hyper-concentrated lasers*
Want any help welding?

 

That would be nice!

*repairs: 98% done*
*45 minutes until bomb test*

Crap, crap, crap, crap, CRAP!!!