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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *Stabs herself through the heart*
     
  2. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *looks at Sayuri*

    ... You're still infected with the T-Virus, so I highly doubt that will do anything aside from causing more pain.
     
  3. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    [me=Sayuri]uses the knife sticking out of her chest to form a metal skin and her arms mutate into blades[/me]
    I didn't say I was going to kill myself...
    [me=Sayuri]stabs Corriger several times in the chest and abdomen[/me]
     
  4. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *stands there, ignoring the lacerations, but is slightly annoyed*

    I can heal those wounds you know. One of the perks of being part devil.

    Needless to say, THAT STILL HURT!!

    *picks up Nevan and sends more electric bats at Sayuri*
     
  5. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    [me=Sayuri]stabs each arm into Corridas lungs and tears him in half[/me]
     
  6. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *revives using Gold Orb*

    Hey!! STOP IT NAO!!!

    *wields Rebellion and slashes a table in half to prove a point*

    I only have a limited amount of those.

    ROYALGUARD!

    *snaps fingers and is momentarily surrounded by dark energy*
     
  7. Arcwolf09

    Arcwolf09 Guest

    post support for a new faction in thread under site support.
     
  8. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *pokes Arcwolf09 with the tip of Rebellion*

    Hey, stop being idle and maul someone that isn't me.
     
  9. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    If you want to "Fight" go to "NHHOOOB WAAHHHRG"
     
  10. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *has Rebellion a centimeter from Sayuri's neck*

    Get back in the kitchen.
     
  11. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Go back to humping car exhausts and bumming off swords!
     
  12. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    I don't have a car and this is the only nearby sword. Which I am currently holding within a centimeter of your neck.

    WHY ARE YOU NOT COWERING IN FEAR???
     
  13. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Because you cannot kill me...
    *Smile*
     
  14. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    That may be true, but even you are not immune to pain...

    And how the hell do I get rid of that T-Virus in your body? Your ugly is making my eyes almost bleed.
     
  15. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Hm?
    I don't remember the T-virus changing anything but my eye colour (And the ability to mutate) And I find that quite offensive! :(
     
  16. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    And you don't find having a broadsword of demonic origin being held at your throat 'offensive'?
     
  17. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    I found the "Ugly" Thing to be more upsetting... :(
     
  18. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    ...Hmm, come to think of it, I think that Chuck Norris-grade roundhouse to the face destroyed my entire reality, so that may explain why I'm able to bear holding this sword to your throat. And call you ugly.
     
  19. corprlfish

    corprlfish Well-Known Member

    Corriger, you wont get a banana sticker if you don't play nice >=)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxxQS5LJi9w
     
  20. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    ...DAMMIT!

    You win this round, young ward of the Pink Army (whatever the hell that is).