What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

im going to sleep now i better not wake up with someone in my bed
GOOD NIGHT

 

what are you poking at me? Oh, youre tongue

 

Hm....

Do fish have tongues?
Hmmmmmmmm.....

 

why the hell do i have lipstick on and am tied up.

 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I mean it.

 

Activate defense # 2613!!!
*about a bajillion gunshots, fifty explosions, and three air strikes are heard*
that'll learn ya not to be in my bed

 

*smoke clears*
"I'm sorry, was that meant to hurt?"

 

can you at least cut the ropes I'm tied to?

 

not a chance HAHAHAHAA

 

*puppy dog eyes* Pwease?

 

Sure, that is a simple task.

*draws sword*
*cuts rope with ease*

 

thanks.
*punches corprlfish*
now either get out of my house or get a sex change

 

>=)

 

leave.. now!
also how do we keep warping into each other's bed...
it's really weird

 

Well I can do it because I'm mahic... But you?

 

Go ta hell
*Points a gun at him*

 

dammit what did you do to me to make me mahic?
you know what don't answer that.

 

Magic >.<

 

i just spelt it the way you did. i have a screemshot to prove it!

 

. . . .,
You took a screenshot of my typo?


I like how you think >=)