What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

... Sandwich. Yum.

 

[me=will1008]gets a sandwich, looks at it, then removes the lettuce etc. Then he brings out his toaster and uses it.[/me]

Countdown to epic toast!

 

[me=Sayuri]sits up and takes a ham sandwich[/me]
Sandvitch!
Nomnomnom

 

DING!
Toast!

 

Wait, how did you plug that toaster in out here?
[me=Sayuri]eats anther sandwich[/me]

 

Uhh..uhh.
"Oh no, she's on to me. Run, Will, Run!"
[me=will1008]collapses.[/me]

 

>.>
<.<
Anyone know first aid?

 

Sorry, I don't. So I can't heal myself.
Wait, aren't I supposed to be unconscious?
[me=will1008]collapses.[/me]

 

...
Do you want another sandwich?

 

If I electrocuted him, would he wake up?

*holding Nevan in anticipation*

 

Don't hurt him...
Give him CPR or somethin'

 

I must politely decline hotness.

My method will either resusicate him, or kill him. But the latter has happened only once... Out of the two times I've tried...

But nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

*plucks a string and an electric bat forms*

 

Whoa there,
Just try to do something less violent to help!
Geez...

 

I'll take my chances
[me=will1008]collapses[/me]
BTW, who is hotness?
[me=will1008]collapses again.[/me]

 

I told you, it's his invisible friend,

Corriger, are you gonna give him CPR or do I have to call for a ambulance?

 

It has been decided. LET'S ROCK!!!!

*begins to play but the strings break*

... Dammit. Call the ambulance.

 

Ok,
[me=Sayuri]picks up her mobile phone[/me]
....
I have no signal out here....
-_-

 

Here, use my phone. Actually, I don't have a phone. That one belongs to my brother.
[me=will1008]collapses.[/me]

 

...
Are you even really unconscious?

 

hi