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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    NEVER!

    [me=Stanley Richards]falls down the hole only to come back from above the ceiling with his magic portal gun.[/me]

    [me=Stanley Richards]uses his ball! to smack hypnos around 15 times, numbing every part of his body.[/me]

    TRY MOVING NAO
     
  2. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    [me=hYpNoS]get's pissed[/me]


    ARRGG!

    [me=hYpNoS]infects himself with t-virus and kills stan[/me]

    NO EXCUSES-DIE ALREADY!!!!
     
  3. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    Alright. If you wanna kamikaze.

    [me=Stanley Richards]appears from halfway across the room. [/me]

    Thats what you get when you play with clones.
     
  4. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    I got something of yours...

    [me=hYpNoS]has stan's REAL nuts[/me]


    ...you want them...BEG!
     
  5. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *crushes stanley's testicles in a vice*
    Well, hYpNoS, my plan worked fantastically ;D
    Earlier you told me that you were nervous around girls, but recently you've held the hand of one, had her sitting on yourknee, hugged her, been in the same room as her while she had no underwear on and you didn't blush, stutter or look away once! Success! ;D
     
  6. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    But I have no nuts ::)
    Seriously though, thats a grenade you're holding. That's why its so big.
     
  7. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...

    I was expecting myself to actually go animalistic on you...


    Seems my shy-ness simply became self restraint...and I infected myself again...

    [me=hYpNoS]starts chainsaw[/me]


    ...Start running sayuri...IT'S TIME TO GET YOU A BIG ASS CHAINSAW :D

    It's a dud as well.

    [me=hYpNoS]tosses it away[/me]
     
  8. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    o_O
    [me=Sayuri]runs away as fast as she can[/me]
    Holy Jesus! O.O
     
  9. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    [me=hYpNoS]runs with sayuri[/me]


    WAIT I SAID IT'S TIME TO GET YOU ONE!

    [me=hYpNoS]passes chainsaw[/me]


    ...You know what...it's 5am.


    I'm not tired, but I will be...


    Everything as it was...almost...

    night/morning y'all!

    [me=hYpNoS]self destructs for no reason[/me]
     
  10. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Oh right, I thought you said you were gonna chainsaw me in half or something... >.>
    Night night!
     
  11. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    He self destructed because of the grenade ::)

    Goodnight Hypnos. Its almost 4 for me... Staying up So I can eat Honi.
     
  12. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    Well... it seems no one noticed the explosion. Now I can get away with no problems!

    *Devil Triggers and flies away, only to get shot by a duck hunter*

    OWW!!! IT'S NOT DUCK SEASON JACKASS!!!

    *fires Ebony & Ivory and turns the duck hunter into swiss cheese*

    ....Why did he turn into Swiss Cheese?
     
  13. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    HE'S A WITCH!!!
     
  14. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!!

    *Flies away but runs into a tree*

    ... I might as well accept that I'm probably going to die here...
     
  15. Lthrbelt777

    Lthrbelt777 Active Member

    ha a witch
     
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  17. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Why you runnin?
    [me=Sayuri]puts on wizard hat[/me]
    Nothin' wrong with that.
    Why would I kill you?
    [me=Sayuri]holds out a hand to help Corrida up[/me]
     
  18. Lthrbelt777

    Lthrbelt777 Active Member

    cuz he did you
     
  19. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

  20. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    SHUT THE F*** UP DUMBSH**!!!!

    *Roundhouses Lthrbelt777*

    That's not the reason. It's 'cuz a little while ago, violence was occuring, and I did not want to get caught while spying on you. But, it's clear that fate has something else planned for me.

    BUT I REFUSE TO YIELD TO FATE!!!

    *gets struck by lightning*

    ...Lightning... on a clear day...?

    *collapses*