What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

AIDs? Ooooo pwned xD lolz sorry :| just felt it was one of those AID moments we all have on a daily basis.

 

There's this uniform that I'd like you to wear...

 

I'll wear a dress =)

 

...
*Stares blankly at CorprlFish then charges*
MEOW!

 

I'M UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!
*grabs fudge*
"It may look harmless, but this stuff stains >=)"

 

*Topples Fishy into a chair then falls asleep on his lap*
Purr...

 

That is SO much like my cat <3

 

...DAMN CAT LOVERS ARE AS BAD AS CAT'S THEMSELES!

(And the rest of LK, )

[me=hYpNoS]kicks fish man[/me]

 

cats are awesome, my cats called dave

how can you not like that?

 

Easy, by remembering my nan's so called "harmless" cat and my fish being eaten.

 

I'm quite unsurprised.

 

... Fishy... I am your cat...

 

=0

You like cheese XD

 

I like cheese. Its best eaten with marshmallows in bed... with a friend.

 

With no pants.

No pants makes everything better.
Especially sex

 

I prefer pants...

[me=hYpNoS]has spiky pants[/me]

 

No pants is better.

 

...this wins...

[me=hYpNoS]brings out jackhammer with dildo attachment[/me]


Pleasures a woman in 0.01 seconds or kills those who don't like it...YOU LIEK IT!?

 

Impossible, it's take WAY longer than that to start it up and insert -_-

 

[me=hYpNoS]points out it's not a normal jackhammer[/me]


And the insert time is the same as inserting your "member", if you can aim it right.

[me=hYpNoS]rips cord[/me]

*jackhammer starts

See?

RIP CORD ACTION!