What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*Also takes a step back*

 

So I should just... lay... here? *lays on the cold hard floor*

 

*Throws an electric blanket over Growlth*
No need to be cold!

 

Don't deny it, Sayuri , it's YOUR faut that i have gases

Nah!
i haz three couches

 

Three couches?! Woah I must be in a rich house D: *jumps onto the couch and turns on tv and a bowl of magic popcorn appears*

 

Has each couch got it's own TV?!
*Sayuri dives on another couch*

 

the password is 1337
it unlocks the dvd , satellite , xbox , popcorn machine , balblabla

 

Sweet...
*Sayuri falls asleep on the couch instantly*

 

..and there is an massage function

 

I don't know but this one does! *gets all excited* LETS PLAY WII! *grabs mario party 25XXL.156* YEWSH I LOVE THIS GAME BECAUSE MARIO'S IN IT!!!! Hey did you know that one of these mini games involves undressing peach? D: Neither did I but it's pretty easy, you just poke her and she undresses :3 (I win easily) Who wants to play?!

 

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

What... I'm going to play alone?

 

*Sayuri wakes up*
Whu- what?
...
Sorry... I was having a weird dream...
I'll play with you Growlth

 

Damn..
I guess i hafta play too..

 

What are we playin'?

 

YESHH! MARIO PARTY 25XXL.156 *hands five controllers with 25 buttons each to both of them* Remember you have to press abcdcbdeq22/s":as~ in under 8 seconds or you lose gah it already started you only have 3 seconds- it's over you lost. Isn't this fun?! ;D

 

:O
Let's play again!
*Sayuri grows an extra arm out of her stomach*

Um... That should help...

 

Ok now I have 22 stars 5 mushrooms 1 coin and 5 brothels with 6 girls each and you both have... nothing? I guess I'm winning and there's only one turn left and the minigame is... *turns to Sayuri* o-o"

 

gahahha
i will play with my joystick (i didn't mean that game controller)
XD

 

Um...
What's the "last game"?