What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Wakes up, pulls out revolver, executes bell, does up tie and leaves for work.

 

*Stares blankly at P4tman then cuddles up to Hypnos again*

 

[me=hYpNoS]stares at cat on his foot[/me]


Aww...

[me=hYpNoS]kicks cat out window[/me]


...it's so preety...all that...blood...

 

*Turns into a panther attempting to impress master Hypnos then cuddles up to him again*
Grr...

 

[me=hYpNoS]shoots panther[/me]


...I dislike cats of any kind...

 

*Stares blankly at Hypnos, shrugs, then kills Hypnos*
Mrow...
*Walks up to Gamblore*
Mrow?

 

awwww isnt he cute KICK IT!

 

DAYUM

 

...aww crap.

 

hYpNoS?!
I thought you said you preferred murder to sex?!
Now get that thing out of me!

 

im hungry

 

Then eat something,

 

...?

Oh right...

Shall I swap this pointy stick for a chainsaw to your face then?

 

O.O

Ok... You can put it back in if you really want... o.o

 

I was kidding, it's not sharp...it's rubber.

Now, what shall i cook today?

 

Cookies!

 

I already bought some...

For LK members only though, sorry

 

Fine.. I'll make my own...
*Dives into the kitchen to get eggs flour sugar and butter*
;D

 

[me=hYpNoS]gives the cookies anyway[/me]

...they won't like them anyway...it's all about bloody cats with them...

 

Wut?
They eat cats?!