What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Ha Ha Ha Ha funny. *sarcasm* on a different note what r u doing in bed with me?, i mean what am i doing in bed with you?

 

*Walks over to his cat bed and goes to sleep* Mrow...

 

Woof, Woof, Woof, *barks madly at the kitten, and pushes the kitty off v bed* My bed. Wuff, Wuff, i would have shared with you if you were a female cat.

 

*Turns into a panther and smashes the dog away then gets a new bed*
Mrow...

 

*turns into a wolf and makes kitty bleed and then goes back to sleep with kitty in same bed*
Wuff, Wuff, *wags tail*

 

*Stares blankly at the wolf then goes to a new bed licking his wounds*
Purr...

 

*the vet then comes and kills the wolf*

i dont know how wolves get to these places!

 

*Bellsarc kills the vet and saves the wolf just in time*
Grrr...

 

uh oh

here comes the cookie monster to..um...eat dogs and wolves?

 

*Kills cookie monster then finds dog biscuits and gives them to the wolf*
Mrow...

 

*then...KA-BOOM!!! the monster exploded and killed the wolf*

yay!!!

 

then the wolf reincarnates as a lion and eats the vet and gets revenge on bushy and the cat and the cat purrs inside the stomach of the lion, the lion goes to sleep where the cat was sleeping, and then does a burp and goes to sleep after a loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnggggg *Yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn*
the cat then goes to sleep and is rocked to sleep gently in the lion's stomach as it slowly dissolves to nothing and the lion spits the cat out and with almost a full skeleton of the vet being spat out.

 

*Out of despair from the lions betrayal Bell kills him*

:'(

 

...guys...stop going off topic.


The only reason why I bring my chainsaw to bed is because I love violence more than sex...plus if I had a chainsaw on me, stuck with a guy in the same bed, it's a realistic reaction.

Speaking of which, would you like a session of thrusting bellsarc?

[me=hYpNoS]starts chainsaw, and now has evil grin[/me]

 

*Out of despair eats the chainsaw*

Meow...

 

im air! you cant eat me!

oh and the vets already dead

 

...Then get an avatar...

 

The lion survives and does a critical hit on Bell and bell is down to 5/100 hp. but the lion spares bell because he is a good friend and so he goes off to his own bed letting bell live knowing that he will knock off her remaining 5/100 hp if bell tries to attack him again and the lion chooses to reincarnate as a dog. Woof, Woof, Woof, Pant, Pant, *Licks bellsarc* you know how dogs lick you to express love but in this case he was just being nice and friendly. *wags tail almost so fast that it looks like he has 10 tails*

 

*Leaves the building and prepares to go somewhere else because he is so sad*

Mrow...

 

[me=hYpNoS]kicks the cat[/me]

GET OFF THE F***ING BED YA MANGY HAIRY BALL OF F*** CRAP OR I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING S*** OUTTA YA YA bloody...


[me=hYpNoS]continues yelling at the mentally challenged cat[/me]