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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

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  1. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    *opens up a coffee shop in two secs*
     
    muddymaster, May 16, 2010
    #5521
  2. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    looks like another microwave meal for one :(
     
    msg2009, May 16, 2010
    #5522
  3. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    Sayuri...care to take that bottle from my poket?
     
    melfice666, May 16, 2010
    #5523
  4. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *Sayuri takes the bottle out of Melfice's pocket*
    Wtf? Extra strength Viagra?!
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, May 16, 2010
    #5524
  5. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    no the one that reads Extra coffee
     
    melfice666, May 16, 2010
    #5525
  6. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *Sayuri reaches into his other pocket*
    This one?
    And why did you need ME to get it?
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, May 16, 2010
    #5526
  7. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    well I am still carrying my beautiful princess here
     
    melfice666, May 16, 2010
    #5527
  8. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    so um, coffee anyone? ???
     
    muddymaster, May 16, 2010
    #5528
  9. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Um...
    Yes please...
    You can put me down now, Melfice...
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, May 16, 2010
    #5529
  10. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    that'll be OVER NINE-THOUSAND cents
     
    muddymaster, May 16, 2010
    #5530
  11. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    -_-

    *Facepalm*
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, May 16, 2010
    #5531
  12. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    ok 90 cents. sheesh
     
    muddymaster, May 16, 2010
    #5532
  13. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    I don't really want any coffee...
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, May 16, 2010
    #5533
  14. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    hi
     
    Littlekill, May 16, 2010
    #5534
  15. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    >.>
    How on earth did I get into your bed...?
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, May 16, 2010
    #5535
  16. Renji217

    Renji217 Well-Known Member

    best person I woke up to in a while....
     
    Renji217, May 16, 2010
    #5536
  17. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...oh shit...I missed out on some action :(
     
    mds64, May 17, 2010
    #5537
  18. agxthesorrow

    agxthesorrow Well-Known Member

    i would say "Who The fuck are you!!!!"
     
    agxthesorrow, May 17, 2010
    #5538
  19. mrsmes

    mrsmes Guest

    remember keep it PG 13, and omg what the? I woke up next to a dude was i drunk, could be now, but i have only been drinking non alcoholic wine.
     
    mrsmes, May 17, 2010
    #5539
  20. bushy100

    bushy100 Well-Known Member

    no that was EXTRA alcoholic wine

    it said there is NO non alcoholic wine
     
    bushy100, May 17, 2010
    #5540
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