What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

...wut?

I came here to see human remains, and someone is attempting to crash my pc?

 

onfdk

 

no, they are coming here to delete you, reminds of the song called if I ever meet you i'll shift control alt delete you.
*shift control alt deletes hYpNoS* and goes back to bed.

 

my avatar changed but its still pi-face

 

that was off topic, deletes you.

 

no its not, i could say that to you in bed

 

*Sneaks behind mrsmes and kills*
...

 

not likely, pulls out 200 terror watts laser and uses it to slice bellsarc in half.

 

Stares blankly at mrsmes than walks out of the catflap

 

My hair is shiny <3

 

*Walks back through the catflap with a dead mouse.*
Mrow?

 

*Picks up Bell and cuddles him*
Aw... A cute little puddy cat! =3

 

not you again.......

 

What's wrong, Melfy?

 

"Melfice shows his burned backside"

THAT I had to do because somebody made something to my backside.......

 

o hai melf.

 

morning stan

 

Oh.. o.o
Sorry about that, Melfy...
*Holds out some ointment*
Do you want me to put some on for you?

 

...is it me or are you always in this same bed?

It's like a sitcom...

 

A sitcom where people are framed for rape, chainsawed to death, splattered by guts of various animals and decapitated...
Yeah.. I see what you mean! ;D