What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Phew, I thought you wanted to revive the cop...
*Throws cop onto a passing train*

Juggle what?

 

The chainsaws my dear

 

Ok, just be careful, don't hurt yourself :O

 

I got t-virus m'am, i can regenerate

[me=hYpNoS]juggles 7 running chainsaws[/me]

 

Holy jebus :O

 

[me=hYpNoS]is still going[/me]

...toss me something alive...like a chicken...see if I can dice it

 

Um...
*Throws Lthrbelt at hYpNoS*
;D

 

...what the FUCK!

[me=hYpNoS]drops chainsaws and flees because he doesn't know what a Lthrbelt is[/me]

 

Lthrbelt is Melfice's clone
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?action=profile;u=1840530
I though it would be interesting to see him turned into sushi

 

...but I want something I can eat


I'm not a cannibal despite having T-virus...I'm still mostly human


[me=hYpNoS]is hungry[/me]

 

Ok,
*Throws salmon at hYpNoS*

 

Eww...fish

[me=hYpNoS]kisses it and throws it back[/me]

I'd make rex hunt proud

 

Difficult to please, eh?

*Throws chicken at hYpNoS*

 

[me=hYpNoS]dices chicken but turns it into dust[/me]


...any COWS around?

 

I can do IT for a long time :

 

ARRG WHere'd you dumb from!?

[me=hYpNoS]just quoted the original transformers movie[/me]

 

What? You can throw chickens at people for a long time?
*Sayuri throws a bull at hYpNoS*

 

[me=hYpNoS]dices bull and creates mini steaks[/me]


...got a flame thrower...I can cook them while juggling 7 chainsaws

 

Hang on a sec
*Sayuri rummages in her pockets for a while*
I know I have one in here somewhere...
Aha!
*Sayuri pulls out a flamethrower and chucks it at hYpNoS*

 

[me=hYpNoS]cooks steaks[/me]

Now for some plates and veggies?

Nice and toasty...