What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*pulls out keyblade and stabs

 

Get your keyblades out my hair

 

*Climb through window and limps to the fridge* Don't mind me, forgot my milk *Grabs all of the milk and jumps back out of the window* *Splash*

 

We're out of milk! :O
*Sayuri pulls a cow out of her pocket*
Who wants to milk it?

 

No, but may i have the cow?

[me=hYpNoS]brings out chainsaw[/me]

I want mince beef.

 

mmm mince, fancy spaghetti bolognese?

 

No! Don't hurt Brenda!

 

That's what I was thinking

Kill joy...

...

[me=hYpNoS]hands a cloning machine[/me]

Can I kill her if we make another 100 more?

 

Um...
Kill one of the clones

 

The clones don't taste as good.

 

Ok...
*Goes to shop*
I got some mince from the butcher, use that instead of Brenda!

 

You better have enough for a cow...I got guest...

 

*Comes back from butcher with seventeen packets of mince*
Is this enough?

 

oops i slipped playing with hypnos' chainsaw and cut brenda in half.....sorry

 

Noes!
*Grieves over dead cow*
Brenda! Speak to me!
Does anyone the number of a good vet?!

 

roast beef anyone?

 

You guys can eat her...
I'm not hungry...
*Sayuri runs away and dives into bed in anguish*

 

Me! Me! Mememe!
[me=Rysi0]wants some beef[/me]

 

here you are rysio
*hands rysio 10kg of roast brenda*
would you like gravy?

 

Yes please :3