What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

I'm so happy to see your beauty again princess

 

So am i melfice XD

 

you want anything for breakfeast now princess
I quite good cook

 

I'd love too!
( Other guys out here: Act like him, he's good )

 

heh thank you princess,
thank you very much

 

Do you want McDonald's or Tim Hortons? Now, where are we?

 

Melfice is getting me breakfast, and you're in my room

 

my princess I have made you some boiled eggs and bread for you

 

You know, I once had a class mate you was Finnish. He had the most wonderful blonde, curly hair, you know?

 

and you are saying that my "urahara" hair reminds him?

 

No, I'm just reminiscing over the few good experiences I had in middle school.

 

you sure he wasnt from Sveden....

 

I asked him if he was Polish. He told me that actually, he's Finnish.

Interesting bed talk, isn't it?

 

why does my butt itch

 

*spits milk out of noses*

 

*drinks the milk*

 

I would say:
Are you man or woman?;(

 

You gtfo my house is for women guest only

 

What ta f**k are you doin' here? get out of my sight! This bed is only for me and a woman!

 

num num num....out of chips
make me a BLT