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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

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  1. Rumiko

    Rumiko Well-Known Member

    *Rumiko steps into the house*

    Who the hell doesn't know how to drive!? I was thrown in the trunk of the car and next thing I know, the car crashes into a friggin wall!

    *Pulls out chainsaw* I had to use this in order to bust myself out before the car blew up.

    Speaking of which, that should be happening in...

    5...

    4....
     
    Rumiko, May 6, 2010
    #4981
  2. bellsarc

    bellsarc Well-Known Member

    You think you have problems? Nobody saw that they smashed into me and now I'm going to die! For the 4th time!!! My stupid knife keeps on bringing me back to life.

    3...

    2...
     
    bellsarc, May 6, 2010
    #4982
  3. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    Morning
     
    msg2009, May 6, 2010
    #4983
  4. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...wtf?

    Forum sex?

    ...afternoon...or night I should say.
     
    mds64, May 6, 2010
    #4984
  5. 10tarik10

    10tarik10 Well-Known Member

    GET OUT!
     
    10tarik10, May 6, 2010
    #4985
  6. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    did we use a condom?
     
    msg2009, May 6, 2010
    #4986
  7. H_Delta101

    H_Delta101 Well-Known Member

    No,she want to get pregnant......................
    This topic turning wild.
     
    H_Delta101, May 6, 2010
    #4987
  8. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    [me=hYpNoS]walks in with biohazard suit[/me]

    WHO CUT DA CHEZ!
     
    mds64, May 6, 2010
    #4988
  9. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    whoah a man in a condom!
     
    msg2009, May 6, 2010
    #4989
  10. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    This isn't a condom...

    Wait...


    OH SHI-

    [me=hYpNoS]was in a dick suit with a rain jacket on[/me]
     
    mds64, May 6, 2010
    #4990
  11. dupasuka

    dupasuka Well-Known Member

    i suppose he was talking about your face ::)

    Jk
     
    dupasuka, May 6, 2010
    #4991
  12. VIII....

    VIII.... Well-Known Member

    damn...
    i'm waiting till a girl posts ;P
     
    VIII...., May 6, 2010
    #4992
  13. dupasuka

    dupasuka Well-Known Member

    We can have fun
    In the gay way
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsU_Y_PlsY0&feature=player_embedded
     
    dupasuka, May 6, 2010
    #4993
  14. VIII....

    VIII.... Well-Known Member

    yaoi ftw o_O (i'm not gay..)
     
    VIII...., May 6, 2010
    #4994
  15. dupasuka

    dupasuka Well-Known Member

    it's just a song moron ..
    BTW you're a prevert if you know about Yaoi
    and FTW means For The Win
     
    dupasuka, May 6, 2010
    #4995
  16. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Then he likes it better than the gay song, dur.


    If I had a choice, and I do mean NO other choice of the 2...I'd do this...


    I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU!

    [me=hYpNoS]hangs himself because he likes the third option[/me]
     
    mds64, May 6, 2010
    #4996
  17. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    you again?
    you must really love me!
     
    msg2009, May 6, 2010
    #4997
  18. VIII....

    VIII.... Well-Known Member

    yes i know
    mm no..my friend....she..loves..it.. talks non stop.....and drew me in...one D;
    yes i know
     
    VIII...., May 6, 2010
    #4998
  19. dupasuka

    dupasuka Well-Known Member

    We still have your body ::)
    jk
     
    dupasuka, May 6, 2010
    #4999
  20. VIII....

    VIII.... Well-Known Member

    i own your sould now
     
    VIII...., May 6, 2010
    #5000
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