What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

strawberry flavoured lube, standard lube or vaseline?

 

Umm, Standard?

 

[me=hYpNoS]burns the strap on[/me]

How about I give you these...

[me=hYpNoS]hands over car keys[/me]

And gtfo while you still can


Oh and there is some toast in the boot...

 

Nice!
*Jumps into car*
Wait... I can't drive...

 

*attacks hypnos with a 14" dildo*

 

"Melfice apears to the back seat"


yes you can!
it will be fun!

 

...doctor said no chainsaws....BUT HE CAN'T STOP A MINI GUN!

[me=hYpNoS]brings out mini gun with explosive rounds[/me]

PREPARE TO DIE DILDO MAN!

[me=hYpNoS]accidentally shoots melfice because he got in the way of his post[/me]

 

Hmmmm
*Starts ignition*
Ok... So I need to use the gear stick and one of the pedals...?
*Slams foot on clutch and moves the stick around*
What's happening?
*Slams foot on accelerator*

 

No, clutch, then gear, then accelerate as you move your foot from the clutch at the same time...or you'll stall the car..

 

Ok...
*Clutch, gear, accelerator*
yay!

 

Now be careful about your speed...we don't need cops speeding after us...

I didn't buy that toast ya know...

 

What's the speed limit around here?
*Car is now moving at 85 MPH*

 

100...it's the freeway....

Wait...MPH!

THIS ISN'T MY CAR!

[me=hYpNoS]hears sirens[/me]

...least they didn't catch us with the stolen toast...

 

but you still have the minigun

 

Oh your right.

[me=hYpNoS]shoots the coppers dead[/me]

 

Hypnos got a second star (GTA)

 

Msg?!
How did you get in here?!
*130 MPH*
How do I slow down?

 

Let go of the accelerator...it's kinda rainy...don't want to slide out at this speed....

 

Hmmm
*Slams foot on brake*

 

[me=hYpNoS]pulls sayuri out of the car before it crashes into a wall[/me]


...I told you what to do