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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    so, do YOU fancy a go with my strap on?
     
  2. bellsarc

    bellsarc Well-Known Member

    two seconds... *Bellsarc turns around and kills himself by slitting his throat with his magic knife*...
     
  3. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    aw not again :(
     
  4. corprlfish

    corprlfish Well-Known Member

    I'll have a go with your strap on msg =)
     
  5. bellsarc

    bellsarc Well-Known Member

    *Magic knife heals Bells throat and brings him back to life" DAMN IT!!! Hi Fishy ;D Do you have a Normal knife I can use?
     
  6. corprlfish

    corprlfish Well-Known Member

    *grans katana*
    No, but I have this?
     
  7. alexong96

    alexong96 Well-Known Member

    Oh thanks.
    [me=Blood]quickly takes the katana and gives bell a fatal blow[/me]
    NEXT!
     
  8. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    your katana is no match for my strap on
     
  9. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Why are you wearing a strap on?!
    Don't you have a penis?
     
  10. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    yes but its tiny
     
  11. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Ah, I see.
    How big exactly?
     
  12. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    its so small you cant see it with the naked eye
     
  13. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Cool, sounds very nice! ;)
     
  14. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    "comes out under the bed"
     
  15. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    [me=hYpNoS]walks in with butted toast and tea[/me]

    Want some?
     
  16. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Toast man! *hugz*
    Yes please! ^_^
     
  17. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    [me=hYpNoS]hands toast[/me]

    This feels weird...doctor says I gotta stop using my chainsaw (sick of having to treat my victims)
     
  18. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    *Munches toast*
    Perhaps you should quit the murdering?
     
  19. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    doesn't ANYONE fancy a go with my strap on? :(
     
  20. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Ok. If you really want... >.>
    :-[